Monday night’s episode of “The Bachelorette” saw Katie Thurston’s suitors competing for the title of “Greatest Love of All Time” during a lively group date.

For the date — which featured a cameo from comedian Heather McDonald — several of Katie’s men did their best to impress the sex-positive star with outrageous stand-up performances.

While Mike was named the “GLOAT” for his touching admission about his virginity, Connor B. stood out for his performance of a cheeky song he wrote specifically for the reigning franchise lead. It wasn’t long before viewers practically begged the musically gifted math teacher to release the full version — and he obliged via social media one day later.

“The GLOAT,” he wrote alongside a clip of himself passionately singing the song outside. “The full version of my song from the first group date.”

The Nashville resident jokingly added, “I’m sorry, Mom.”

During this week’s edition of “Bachelor Happy Hour,” Katie told Becca Kufrin and guest co-host Tayshia Adams why she appreciated the “GLOAT” date.

“Honestly, I really loved the ‘Greatest Lover of All Time’ date,” she said. “You guys only got to see such a small portion of it, but it felt like a comedy show. It was like two hours, maybe, of just pure entertainment and laughter. And it was the first time we’re all getting to know each other as a group. It was just so much fun.”

Fun indeed. Check out Connor B.’s entire performance below — and read on for his bold lyrics.

Katie, I may not have the biggest hands you’ve ever seen

You might not find me in Playgirl magazine

My feet may not be perfect, but I know my own self-worth

And the length of my affections are less important than the girth

I’m not the tallest guy you’ve ever picked up in a bar

But I’m comfy in an airplane or the backseat of your car

I’m not setting any records when I look down in the shower

But baby, I’m a giver

I’ll go down on you for hours

Katie, oh my God, your smile sets off wedding bells

I’d love to see you wear it with little to nothing else

The way you looked last night’s enough to make me wanna scream

You came into my life like something straight out of my wet dream

So, I think it’s safe to say that length if less important than

Communication, foreplay, and the love inside a man

The greatest lover here, well, let’s not let the question linger

Remember I play piano, I’m amazing with my fingers