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March 17, 2020 • bachelor insider

Evan Bass Tweets Hilarious Predictions on How 'The Bachelorette' Will Play Out

Monday night felt emptier all across Bachelor Nation because we're in that agonizing period of time between "Bachelor" shows. Peter Weber's season of "The Bachelor" ended on March 10 in dramatic fashion with a breakup, an engagement, a makeup, and another breakup.

With "Listen to Your Heart" premiering April 13 and "The Bachelorette" after that, what is Bachelor Nation to do in the interim?

Evan Bass, a notorious "Bachelor" live-tweeter, took matters into his own hands Monday night. He took to Twitter and wrote, "I’m going to to live tweet how my brain imagines night one of the bachelorette playing out." And away he went. 15 tweets later, he envisioned quite the dramatic season premiere for Clare Crawley.

He quipped, "So excited to see Clare as the Bachelorette! She looks GREAT although super savage of the producers to have the mansion equipped with an elevator chair lift and the 'help, ive fallen and I can't get up' alert stations littered around the mansion are in POOR TASTE. She’s only 38!"

Another tweet poked fun at many of the over-the-top grand entrances on the first night that bachelors and bachelorettes are wont to do. He joked, "Limo entrances are the best! Although the 'assisted living bus' and motorized raccoon vehicle entrances are beyond tacky!!  blahhhh 10 minutes in and already over the ageist jokes. They have to stop! This is ridiculous!'

These types of jokes continued throughout the thread, where he also mentioned women from Peter's season he'd love to see on "Bachelor in Paradise," namely Victoria F. and Madison.

His predictions also delved into different tropes, such as a chiropractor "bringing in his adjustment table." Along those same lines, he wrote, "Love watching the 40 year old guy really dialing into his character. Literally trying to tuck in the 22 year old with a blankie and pacifier is AMAZING."

This continued into the Rose Ceremony, where he expressed discontent for some of Clare's choices.

Only time will tell if any of Evan's predictions come true about Clare's season of "The Bachelorette"!